The Emperor's Blog

2006-01-23T09:47:00.000-06:00

It has recently come to my attention that a convicted sex offender has pretended to be a member of an extenct branch of the Brittish peerage. To say the least, I am outraged. What he has done is nothing less than undermind the appearance of royalty (he did claim to not only know Prince Harry, but to also be in line for the thrown). While he faces jail time for violating his probation, I decree that he should also face jail time for the damage he has done during his extended length of time pretending to be the 5th Duke of Cleveland, as well as a fine of no less than $5,000.

To blog or not to blog...

2005-10-10T13:40:00.000-05:00

I have spent a good bit of time lately thinking about what I should put in this blog. One the one hand, as Emperor of the United States, I do need to give my input on important issues. However, I do believe the people need to see who I am and what I think. How can anyone believe in their Emperor if they only see the "business" side of things. So, with a great deal of thought, I have decided that this blog will hold my thoughts on important national and international policies; and that it will also have my personal thoughts and feelings. The people need to know who I am.

Bush and the "War on Terror"

2004-08-04T19:25:00.000-05:00

I have heard President George W. Bush's campaign speak quite a bit about his "war on terror", yet I have not seen many results. Yes, we defeated two third world countries. (However, it would have taken a bigger idiot that Mr. Bush to fail to win those battles. Consider this, he used the biggest army in the world to defeat two small third world contries. ) But, what happened afterward? The US government promised quite a bit of help, yet very little materialized. Yes we did catch Saddam, but, on the other hand, we still haven't found Bin Laden. (Which leads me to the question: We can find an Arab dictator hiding in a small hole, yet we cannot find Bin Laden?) This "war on terror" has now lasted for three years, and very little has been accomplished. (We are still hearing about Alqaeda, and the terror alert level sees more action than most prostitutes.)

So, just what has Mr. Bush done for this country? One thing he has done: increased the amount of hate directed at America. (Why you ask? Well, for one he invaded a country on faulty information and then used a bad excuse to try to cover it up. On that one, he just finished his daddies war.)